Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Today's Conversations

"M'am, I am afraid that your child decided that it was a good idea to glue rulers to my desks.  He'll be coming in during his lunch to clean all of my desks."

"I want a baby too but I ain't ready!  I'm 25 years old and I've been married for 2 years.  You're ** years old with a boyfriend of 1 week. What makes you so ready?"

"M'am, I'm calling to tell you that your child won't quit farting in class.  He/she kept purposely interrupting a presentation today done by their classmates."

That wasn't even half of it folks.

Glory.

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