Things learned from 1 week of marriage!

1)A spa brings out Grey's inner feminine world. This "inner feminine world" is very small indeed, but it has most definitely been brought out already.
2)It is perfectly fine to lay in a bed and read for hours on your honeymoon. It's whatever makes us happy, right?
3)Hotels make 50% of their profit from offering movies in hotel rooms. Even the movies offered (like Letters to Juliet) that were over a year old were still 15 bucks. Forget movie night.
4)Grey has no reservations about waking up, getting about 2 inches from my face, and talking to me. He CLEARLY has not smelled his own morning breath. :) After the first time, I usually just covered his mouth and pointed towards the bathroom. I'm such a loving wife, aren't I?
5)I've heard from so many people that my wedding day is supposed to be the happiest day of my life. While it is true that on our wedding day, I was THRILLED to be marrying Grey - I was so excited and giddy, this was not the happiest day of my life. I'm sorry if I offend anyone, but if this was the happiest day of my life, then what do I have to look forward to when this day ends? If this is the happiest day of my life then when it's over, it's over.
To me, it was not about the wedding or even the wedding day. It was about the life together that Grey and I were about to embark on. Even after the wedding was over, I was SO excited that I got to begin my life with my husband. I'm STILL giddy over the fact that I never have to leave him again and that we can truly live life together! :) How exciting!

Yay for marriage!
-B LANCASTER :)
Don't you love it?!

Christmas Casualities

What happens when decorating your first Christmas tree? Notice anything?


Yes. Grey beheaded Pebbles.


ONE DAY!!!!!
-B

Did you know...

Corn is a carb?
Grey threw his hands up in the air in despair when I announced that his healthy dinner was filled with carbs.
Yes. It's evil. Avoid at all costs.


-B

Packing list

For the Honeymoon:
*Clothes (of course)
*Mouthwash - Grey has a history of eating REALLY stinky stuff (like onions or chinese food) and therefore has breath that makes you want to hurl.

That's all. Thank you.

1 week from today,

THIS happy couple will get hitched.

The almost Mr:


The almost Mrs:


This is how we make each other feel:


This is us being "normal"...whatever that means:)


So Cheers for next Saturday! :)
Break it down now...ice ice baby!
-B

8 things in the last 3 days

1) I had three fights in my 2nd block class

2) I now have a rash breaking out on my upper thigh that is really painful...a reaction to stress maybe?

3) A cat, not sure which one, decided to POOP on my floor.

4) The light from my night light burned the paint on my wall (in the shape of the glow of the light and everything)

5) I had a girl SNAP (did you know that high school girls had attitudes?) at me during 4th, I pulled her out and asked her what was wrong, and of course, she just started sobbing.

6) My nose is filled with snot.

7) The teachers threw me the most amazing shower ever! :)

8) My co-workers are amazingly kind and wonderful and have offered some REALLY good (and hilarious) advice! :) Thanks!

8 days!
-B

10 days!

Can you believe it?!

Advice from my oldest sister

How blessed am I to have such a wonderful older, caring, and wise sister that is willing to tell me things that is going to (hopefully) improve my almost marriage?!

Check it out!

You. Are. AWESOME Kristi!

I love you tons and am so thankful for you!

Now...if only Jenny.... :)

11 days!
-B

Holy Cow. 17 days~

If you're married, humor me!

Give me three things that you wish someone would have told you before you were married! GO!
1)
2)
3)

*If you're not married, humor me and make something up! I'll let you know how accurate you were!
*If it's too embarassing, email me :)

My guess?
1) Boys will fart under the covers and then suffocate you with it.
2) The laundry never seems to end
3) Time for myself? Was there ever such a thing?