Thursday, November 1, 2012

Apparently

Apparently when you put a plastic bag on a really hot stove eye, it burns.

Apparently playing Justin Bieber's "As long as you love me" song to your sweet husband in hopes of it becoming "y'all's song" will not work. ;)

Apparently cooking pecan breakfast bread, lemon blueberry bread, and cookies in one weekend is too much to consume in just one week's time.

Apparently eating hot dogs and chili right BEFORE you go to the gym is not a good idea.

Apparently there is nothing wrong with desperately wanting to go to bed at 7:00 every night this week.  The kids at school are crazy yo. They WHACK.

Apparently chasing a cat around the house popping him on his butt repeatedly scares him so badly that he shakes in your arms for a good 5 minutes. (Sorry Oliver but you made me REALLY mad)

Apparently your hips widening is just a normal part of life even when you've lost weight for that week

Apparently it is perfectly normal to disregard a teacher's plea to "put something away" and then get utterly mad and angry when she takes your precious item

Apparently Chickfila is so good, that this girl can crave it for 2 weeks straight.  Don't worry, Beck-o-Baggins is going to get some tomorrow.  My end of the week treat :)

Apparently, the term "swag" is "so last year"...Learned that one while being yelled at by all my students today when I told a kid that he had swag. Oops.  Get on the ball Beck. Geez.

Apparently, the new word is DOPE.  Like, you are so dope!  That outfit is so dope!  Girrrrllll matching your shirt to your shoes?  DOPE!

Apparently Oliver has short term memory loss.  He apparently has forgotten the "above incident" and it now trying to crawl into my lap.

That is all. :)


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