A more in depth look at potty training

Sometimes when potty training, your kid makes it to the toilet on time and you rejoice with marshmallows and paw patrol.

Sometimes when potty training, your kid yells, "THE PEE PEE IS HERE" and you pull his pants down only to have urine burst out in full force soaking everyone and everything around except the toilet.

Sometimes when potty training, your husband forgets to put a diaper back on said child before nap time and then mommy has a ton of wash to do.

Sometimes when potty training, it's super cold outside and the easiest thing to do is to drop the kid's pants right there beside the goat house and poop. And sometimes the mommy decides that it's just best to leave the pringle sized turd right there in the yard because, hello, there's goat poop EVERYWHERE.  And sometimes your husband decides to do some random thing and walks the dreaded e-coli filled path into the backyard and straight to your kid's poop pile smashing it all over the back of his crocs. 

The end.