Did you know...

Corn is a carb?
Grey threw his hands up in the air in despair when I announced that his healthy dinner was filled with carbs.
Yes. It's evil. Avoid at all costs.


-B

Packing list

For the Honeymoon:
*Clothes (of course)
*Mouthwash - Grey has a history of eating REALLY stinky stuff (like onions or chinese food) and therefore has breath that makes you want to hurl.

That's all. Thank you.

1 week from today,

THIS happy couple will get hitched.

The almost Mr:


The almost Mrs:


This is how we make each other feel:


This is us being "normal"...whatever that means:)


So Cheers for next Saturday! :)
Break it down now...ice ice baby!
-B

8 things in the last 3 days

1) I had three fights in my 2nd block class

2) I now have a rash breaking out on my upper thigh that is really painful...a reaction to stress maybe?

3) A cat, not sure which one, decided to POOP on my floor.

4) The light from my night light burned the paint on my wall (in the shape of the glow of the light and everything)

5) I had a girl SNAP (did you know that high school girls had attitudes?) at me during 4th, I pulled her out and asked her what was wrong, and of course, she just started sobbing.

6) My nose is filled with snot.

7) The teachers threw me the most amazing shower ever! :)

8) My co-workers are amazingly kind and wonderful and have offered some REALLY good (and hilarious) advice! :) Thanks!

8 days!
-B

10 days!

Can you believe it?!

Advice from my oldest sister

How blessed am I to have such a wonderful older, caring, and wise sister that is willing to tell me things that is going to (hopefully) improve my almost marriage?!

Check it out!

You. Are. AWESOME Kristi!

I love you tons and am so thankful for you!

Now...if only Jenny.... :)

11 days!
-B

Holy Cow. 17 days~

If you're married, humor me!

Give me three things that you wish someone would have told you before you were married! GO!
1)
2)
3)

*If you're not married, humor me and make something up! I'll let you know how accurate you were!
*If it's too embarassing, email me :)

My guess?
1) Boys will fart under the covers and then suffocate you with it.
2) The laundry never seems to end
3) Time for myself? Was there ever such a thing?